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bookishandi:

jennyquantums:

themyskira:

Wonder Woman vol. 2 #210

              

WAIT, THIS DOESN’T SHOW JUST HOW AWESOME DIANA IS.

This is from ruckawriter's run on WW (the best ever, imho). Medusa turns one of Diana's employees into stone (Diana is a full-on ambassador as well as superhero) and then challenges Diana to a fight. Diana is skeptical, but Aphrodite pretty much says, “Listen, we're not gonna take this shit from Medusa, you gotta fight her.” So Diana shows up pretty ready, blindfold, armor, all that. But it turns out Medusa has manipulated the event to be televised, so that after she defeats Diana, she can look into the screen and turn all the people watching into stone. 

Just TAKE THIS SHIT IN FOR A HOT SECOND (all images courtesy of scans_daily)

Then the stuff above happens. YES, BITCHES, DIANA—WHO HAS RECENTLY HAD A SWORD RUN THROUGH ONE OF HER KIDNEYS— TAKES ONE OF THE SNAKES SHE CUT OFF MEDUSA’S HEAD WHILE BLINDFOLDED AND SQUIRTS THE POISON IN HER EYES SO SHE IS BLIND SO MEDUSA CAN’T FUCK WITH HER.

Why? BECAUSE SAVING AND AVENGING EVEN ONE MORTAL LIFE IS WORTH HER OWN GODDAMN VISION THAT’S WHY. 

But after that badass “Never?” THIS PHOTO SET LEAVES OUT THE BEST PART. WONDER WOMAN IMMEDIATELY CHOPS OFF MEDUSA’S HEAD. NO HESITATION. NO NEGOTIATION. NO DESTROYING A WHOLE CITY JUST TO BEAT HER UP A LITTLE MORE. CHOP AND DONE.

And then?

DROP THAT MIC, DI.

DROP IT LIKE THE MAGMA-HOT SHIT THAT IT IS. 

To Rucka’s credit, this wasn’t no false-ass sacrifice, either. She stays blind AND STILL SAVES EVERYONE’S ASSES.

How does she get her sight back? She does something for Athena and Athena grants her one boon. So what does our Diana do? Ask for her sight back?

NOPE. SHE ASKS FOR LIFE TO BE RETURNED TO A CHILD KILLED BY MEDUSA.

And Athena was like, “Shit, Wonder Woman, you’re better than all of us, I guess you can have your sight back, too.” And Diana’s pretty much like, “Fine, that’s cool I guess, I was still getting shit done without it.”

THIS IS WHY I HAVE A LOT OF GODDAMN FEELINGS ABOUT WONDER WOMAN.

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ennish:

deneuveing:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

i feel so fucking old right now…

Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?

What did I learn from this video? That Beyonce was, is and always will be the fucking queen. (and good music ended with Robin Thicke)

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tomwardfans:

SERIES TEN, EPISODES 5&6

"Body of Work"

One day the emperor Xiaowudi observed to his favourite consort, “Now that you are 30 years old, it’s time I exchanged you for somebody younger”. He meant it as a joke; but she didn’t take it well, and she murdered him that evening.
Neil MacGregorThe History of the World In 100 Objects, page 212. (via vaginadentated)

aimsme:

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tentaclesandteacups:

ostealjewelry:

beelzebuttz:

gehinnom:

parobellum:

darklynoon:

werewolfsquad:

Random Aesthethic Generator

this is scarily fucking accurate

cheap anarchist polka monstrosity? yeah that’s about right.

greek eldritch metal trash.

spot on.

Queer barroque demon hobo / dark existentialist pink princess/prince/princex (online/IRL names)

I’ll cop that.

flashy glam psychobilly babe

Yeah, that’s pretty awesome.

fruity urban lesbian funk

Yeah. Kinda.

soviet gold sugar baby

I’m so down with this

20s nocturnal femme revolutionary

afro-dominicano:

beep boop

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modmad:

tlrledbetter:

mhyin-mahar:

yamino:

shipcomingthrough:

Just watch it.

Mindblowing! I’m convinced.

yeah it’s great and all to see you guys all hyped about this, but this video has been going viral and there’s no LINK WHERE YOU CAN HELP FUND THE PROJECT!!

as great as this sounds the project now only has 9 DAYS LEFT AND IS AT 36% OF IT’S GOAL!!

COME ON GUYS THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS EVER INVENTED THAT COULD CHANGE THE STATE OF THE WORLD AND IT’S BEING TOSSED ASIDE!!

SPREAD THE WORD, PEOPLE!

YoooOOOOO

I am so excited I AM JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON MY BED SCREAMING “SOLAR FREAKING ROADWAYS” seriously everyone WATCH THIS AND THEN GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY

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alexandraptor:

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witchyroses:

This is the reason gifsets were invented

friendly reminder that this wasn’t in the script - they were just messing around on set one day and this happened.

THIS SCENE.

well I guess this answers the question of were these two crazy kids actually banging irl 

Hi my name is Han and I am here to ruin all the fun because I am a Dirty Dancing nerd. Shush don’t tell. Yes they were messing around but only after the director or producer or sound recordist or someone had put on the song and asked them to dance and mess around to warm up and loosen up for the scene, during which they did this and then they said ‘hey this is great let’s do it for realsies in the film’. And one of the reasons they had to warm up is because they didn’t like each other. Not at all. They did a film together before and got on so badly they had to be massively talked into even doing this together and they just…really didn’t get on. It was just unfortunate for them they have fucking amazing chemistry. Of course if this were a fic they would have hated each other, had to be talked into doing this film, done this film, and then fallen madly in love and started banging irl. But unfortunately real life is boring so they tolerated each other for the film, a lot of irl stuff made it in (like this and also the scene where he runs his hand up her side and arm and she laughs and he looks pissed - the laughing was not supposed to happen, and he was pissed because it KEPT HAPPENING and he was BORED OF DOING THIS SCENE ALREADY but it worked so well they put it in the film) and then they went their separate ways I think a bit less not-liking each other but still not buddies. Or at least that is the story that they always gave out. I like to think that it was all an elaborate ruse for the banging they were doing irl. Bang bang bang. Here endeth Han’s boring lesson about things that happened on film productions several decades ago.

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Dresses, 1920s-70s - By Charlotte Dymock.

From this I assess that in an ideal world I would dress like I am from the 50s, occasionally the late 40s.

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nomorefallingallifrey:

ducktrainer:

saemiligr:

dear-monday:

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid…

This is awesome and delightful but because apparently this is my week of crushing dreams with canon, JK actually said she considered it but then realised any inherited magicalness from Petunia would be squashed out the second they interacted with Uncle Vernon, so Dudley would have no magic genes to pass on. Though I guess he might marry someone with magical genes. That would potentially do it? Depending on how dominant their magical gene was.

itsraininbritishmen:

starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.

In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.

The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

OH

Well it is a cool idea but it does require you to completely ignore the canon of The Magician’s Nephew…

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silversarcasm:

[Image: A photograph of an introduction to a book, it reads “‘Martin, you’ve been asked to go in for a modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes.’ Uh-oh. Alarms went of in my head. What would ‘modern’ mean, in TV terms? Deductions being rapped? Holmes and Watson bombing around London in a Lexus on their way to meet with Lestrade, a wheelchair-bound lesbian with a penchant for Class-As at lunchtime?”]

ahappyendingwasimperative:

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willietheplaidjacket:

221bsherlock:

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Martin’s introduction to The Sign Of Four

Well, I need Martin to become a writer immediately.

How hilarious that Lestrade could have been a disabled lesbian. I’m laughing my socks off. People who aren’t straight! Disabled people! Women! LOL
good job he’s a cishet abled white male, society can relax because scary marginalised groups aren’t on tv.

The question is how do people who publish these things forget that a lot of disabled lesbians can read and might want books that don’t mock them on the first page?

what a disgusting piece of shit

I’d say I’m disappointed but by now I just do not expect better.

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tomfighter:

 THE DEEP BLUE SEA (2011) - [03/??]