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fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Dresses, 1920s-70s - By Charlotte Dymock.

From this I assess that in an ideal world I would dress like I am from the 50s, occasionally the late 40s.

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nomorefallingallifrey:

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dear-monday:

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid…

This is awesome and delightful but because apparently this is my week of crushing dreams with canon, JK actually said she considered it but then realised any inherited magicalness from Petunia would be squashed out the second they interacted with Uncle Vernon, so Dudley would have no magic genes to pass on. Though I guess he might marry someone with magical genes. That would potentially do it? Depending on how dominant their magical gene was.

itsraininbritishmen:

starshine-automaton:

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theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.

In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.

The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

OH

Well it is a cool idea but it does require you to completely ignore the canon of The Magician’s Nephew…

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silversarcasm:

[Image: A photograph of an introduction to a book, it reads “‘Martin, you’ve been asked to go in for a modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes.’ Uh-oh. Alarms went of in my head. What would ‘modern’ mean, in TV terms? Deductions being rapped? Holmes and Watson bombing around London in a Lexus on their way to meet with Lestrade, a wheelchair-bound lesbian with a penchant for Class-As at lunchtime?”]

ahappyendingwasimperative:

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willietheplaidjacket:

221bsherlock:

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Martin’s introduction to The Sign Of Four

Well, I need Martin to become a writer immediately.

How hilarious that Lestrade could have been a disabled lesbian. I’m laughing my socks off. People who aren’t straight! Disabled people! Women! LOL
good job he’s a cishet abled white male, society can relax because scary marginalised groups aren’t on tv.

The question is how do people who publish these things forget that a lot of disabled lesbians can read and might want books that don’t mock them on the first page?

what a disgusting piece of shit

I’d say I’m disappointed but by now I just do not expect better.

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tomfighter:

 THE DEEP BLUE SEA (2011) - [03/??]

It is these Musketeers who will ruin France.
The Musketeers - Episode 1

bbcone:

Swashes: Buckled
Hats: Wide brimmed
Heroes: Dashing

The Musketeers begins tonight at 9pm on BBC One.

AND I HOPE YOU ALL WATCHED IT

Aramis // 1.01 'Friends and Enemies'

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mckinnon-m:

#well that’s the role of a lifetime if i ever saw one

Am I the only one thinking that if he’s coming from Charing Cross, Thor’s gonna have to change at least twice; once at Embankment to get on the Circle or District line, then again at Tower Hill to get the DLR at Tower Gateway to Lewisham. OR if he’s going to North Greenwich he has to change at Waterloo for the Jubilee line.

And all this without an Oyster Card? Good luck mate.

aka the reason I laugh when I watch this trailer

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN FOR EXCELLENT PUBLIC TRANSPORT COMMENTARY. Thor you really need an oystercard

I SWEAR I JUST STARTED CRYING BECAUSE THIS IS SO TRUE

See I thought this too - stupid woman, telling Thor to get on the train when clearly THAT IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO GET TO GREENWICH AT HASTE.

Then I realised that if Thor stood in front of me in the train carriage, all sweaty and sexy and unffff…I would fucking tell him to get on my train too so I could fall all over him.

That woman is a FUCKING GENIUS.

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

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hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

what the fuck…



I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

But…those aren’t the same pictures. The things in the second picture are in different places in comparison with the top picture so how does that even work? How is the egg box under the toaster in the top picture but in front of the chair in the second picture if they’re the same picture? Surely the top one *is* four photos but the second is just one?

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

what the fuck…

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

But…those aren’t the same pictures. The things in the second picture are in different places in comparison with the top picture so how does that even work? How is the egg box under the toaster in the top picture but in front of the chair in the second picture if they’re the same picture? Surely the top one *is* four photos but the second is just one?

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Of course you never fantasised about Your Wedding when you were little! 1) The groom’s outfit is boring and he doesn’t get to be the centre of attention! And 2) You had Batman and the Doctor and James Bond and Indiana Jones! That’s also why you didn’t bother playing at being a husband or father. Why would you, when the power over a household and a child pales into insignificance next to power over a crime-ridden city, an ancient underground tomb or the whole fucking universe?

Now, find me six equivalent Awesome Female Outfits, readily available and visible in pop culture, which a little girl need merely sit down in front of the TV to see. And remember, the woman wearing the outfit has to be the centre of attention. Not part of a team, unless she’s the undisputed leader; not a sidekick, not a love interest, not an antagonist and not a feminised version of a male original. So no Batgirl or Supergirl, don’t come to me with any X-Ma… well, you see the problem there already. She has to be the lead. And really I’d prefer it if the said awesome outfit was a bit more substantial than underwear anyway. Something long, swishy and dramatic would be nice – I get the feeling we might share a taste for that.

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dmann-rjm:

BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES

LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.

RIGHT EAR: English version.

Enjoy the multiple eargasm…

AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG

YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE

HOLYSHIT

guys omg guys guys listen

whoa…..

Oh… Ooooohhh

Can….where the fuck can I download this?

JACKIE CHAN IS BETTER THAN YOU

How have i not listened to this before????

WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS asdjhkigjndjsf

Best eargasm I’ve ever had.

And this is why I love Tumblr. Because not only is it about fandoms, and about pubescent feelings, but it’s also about little things like this— little tiny things like Disney music and Nutella that no one can really deny their love for. It really makes me feel like part of a family. X3

Meanwhile…

REPLAY

Sang along in Spanish.

This is AWESOME

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Bear McCreary,
Battlestar Galactica: Season Three

montanabohemian:

All Along The Watchtower | Bear McCreary

UGH.

I think I might be more obsessed with this show (and also this song, which I keep singing and confusing my boyfriend because he ‘didn’t realise I was a Bob Dylan/Jimi Hendrix fan’) than I’ve ever been obsessed with anything EVER.

And that includes Tom Hiddleston.

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